Anonymous asked: Can I have a signed photo of your moustache. Not the lip one, though - the one from your naughty bits?
Sure but I don’t have a scanner so if you give me your address I’ll just post it to you.
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
Flattered but I’m afraid I certainly won’t be joining any stupid website. Also, I have a girlfriend so I’m not really interested anyway. Thanks for the offer though, it sounds like it might have been a fun game.
